TECH DEVOLUTION:

TECH DEVOLUTION will ask whether technology is, in fact, leading us to more advancements, progress and productivity......or if in reality, it is just a conceit of an advertising campaign wielded by the tech giants designed to convince us to purchase the next “big thing,” with little, or even negative consequences for society.

We will simply ask if the Cost/Benefit Ratio and ROI (Return on Investment), are really positive for consumers businesses and governments who are being asked to invest in and accommodate these new technologies.  In many cases we have our doubts about the Benefits versus the Negative Returns...

Let’s turn to the host of this new Department, our technology specialist Rob Paul for his take on today’s technological progress on one aspect of life here in America.

CRIME OF FASHION:

Here at CAPITOL CRIMES we investigate and report on many crimes motivated by those seeking power, or financial gain.  But, as we all know, some crimes are motivated by romance or emotional states, largely driven by sexual attraction and beauty.  In those cases, we refer to the manner in which people present and clothe themselves, either favorably, or in some instances, disappointingly, or even creating revolting images.  We refer to these as “CRIMES OF FASHION”. 

So, with pleasure now me introduce  Sahara Frieda Lottersberger, our CAPITOL CRIMES Fashion Marshall and host for our new department, “CRIMES OF FASHION”. 

TALE OF TWO NATIONS:

A department that we call the TALE OF TWO WORLDS, is hosted by the one and only Marquess Elizabeth Hinely who has taken time out form her world travel and busy social schedule to deliver a report about how the UPPER 1% of Society lives,  and is fundamentally different from you and I.  The Marquess has spent 20 years of her life in Saudi Arabia rubbing elbows with Sheiks, and European royalty, but today travels the world, to visit her many homes and upper crust acquaintances.

Joining us from some remote island location now is the Marquess Elizabeth. Marquessa, are you there ?

DISTRICT OF CORRUPTION:

Another department that we call the DISTRICT OF CORRUPTION, hosted by our correspondent Santana Diva Gale who lives near Capitol Hill in the District of Columbia and keeps her eyes open and ears to the ground to detect any disturbing vibrations stirring beneath the surface of Washington, D.C. official platforms.  Santana, thanks for connecting with us for your report. 

SCIENCE FRICTION:

Often we read headlines, about the wonders of new scientific exploration and discovery, which our newspapers, broadcast, and internet media are all too uneducated to question, and all to giddy to report.  At CAPITOL CRIMES we know and understand, that behind the carefully crafted press releases coming NASA, the NIH, other government agencies and corporate research laboratories, much of the truth behind these revelations remain hidden from the public. Thank heavens, as part of the CAPITOL CRIMES research team, we are blessed to have the unparalleled sage of science, and distinguished professor Yans Oscar Myer with us, to reveal the more complete and ugly truths behind these scientific endeavors.  Professor?  Are you there?

WICKED WALL STREET

Oh – there could be no better subject for CAPITOL CRIMES to investigate than the subject of Wall Street, the Washington/Wall Street Nexus, the International Capital Markets, Money Laundering, etc., because it is an arena that the producer of CAPITOL CRIMES knows so well.  For occasional insight into the dirty tricks that are commonplace in today’s investment world, and the reason why the average investor is just picking up the crumbs from the market’s gains, we will now look in on one of it’s denizens, a young and ruthless Vice President of GOLDEN SNACKS…

CASH COLOSSEUMS

Anyone who has been paying attention to sports around the world, recognizes that it is rapidly growing in variety, international reach, and most importantly, in its capture of big, big money.  Let's tune in to learn more about one aspect of this phenomenon, which is luring more and more time from the average fan, and more and more money from their pockets.

CRISIS WEATHER

Of course, no news program would be complete without a look ahead to the atmospheric monstrosities heading our way. To adequately prepare our viewers, CAPITOL CRIMES brings you our CRISIS WEATHER Report with our weather wizard, Aisha. 

ANIMAL SPIRITS

We share this planet with millions of other species, but you would never know it from our daily consumption of news and entertainment.  Fortunately, another member of our team of investigators at CAPITOL CRIMES, is looking out for those that inhabit our lands, forests, oceans and skies surrounding us, but which we overlook at our peril. Our distinguished scientist and veterinarian, Dr. Sarah Bentman will now present one reason why our understanding and consideration of the welfare of wildlife, is essential to our survival.